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VERYCIVILDRAFTER
02-12-2004, 07:23 PM
What do you want Santa to bring you this year? (See how I made that nondenominational) Not that Iím buying you anything, because Iím pretty broke. :D But if you're really nice I'll get you a sweet email card. :D


$1-$10
$11-$100
$101-$1000
$1001-$10000
$10001-$100000
$100001 and up to what ever your naughty little heart desires

mom of 3
02-12-2004, 08:01 PM
ok, I'll bite............

hmmmmmmm......what do I want from Santa...... :?:
OH! I know.........some new wrestling shoes!!!!!! wait, that's on munchkin's list. hmmmmmm.........new headgear!!!!!!!! oh, drat. that's on his list too..........how about.........an Elvis DVD!!!!!!!!! uh.......no, that'd be on his.............a sled?????? nope, that's munchkin. oooooo, a dog!!!!!!!! ACK! I need a house before I can have a dog.......MAN! what do I want???????

oooooo, I know! I know! a man in my life who's tall dark & handsome, who can cook, bake, sew, clean (no, I won't expect him to do windows), wash my car, make me laugh, take me on vacations to tropical islands & not ONCE ask for my clothes or makeup or when he can hang out with his girlfriends next!!!!!!!!!! been through that already........... :roll:

(honestly, I couldn't be any more happier than having all you men around me in here........makes life somewhat bearable here at work!)

CADMAN
03-12-2004, 09:30 AM
...A man who can bake, sew AND clean? That kind of guy will definately ask to borrow your makeup...

mom of 3
03-12-2004, 01:52 PM
...A man who can bake, sew AND clean? That kind of guy will definately ask to borrow your makeup...

well, it was wishful thinking...........you know, wish list for Santa.......?

OH!!!!!!!!! I haven't told you guys about my transvestite neighbor!!!!!!!!!!! :shock: I'll have to fill y'all in when I have a little time........

ciao!
T
8)

VERYCIVILDRAFTER
03-12-2004, 02:58 PM
Wow, and I just wanted a new bike... no really.
Just a bike (http://www.trekbikes.com/bikes/2004/road/1500e.jsp)


who's tall dark & handsome, who can cook, bake, sew, clean (no, I won't expect him to do windows), wash my car, make me laugh, take me on vacations to tropical islands & not ONCE ask for my clothes or makeup or when he can hang out with his girlfriends next!

:lol: :lol: dreibelbis, I think you just described Santa!!! :lol: :lol:
Notice you didn't ask for someone skinny. :P :mrgreen:

YosSa
03-12-2004, 03:04 PM
He Dreibel

I am not tall
.. not dark
.. not handsome
I can't cook
.. bake
.. sew
.. clean
.. wash you're car

But he ... i'm a man ... so i qualify for 1 thing

:)

VERYCIVILDRAFTER
03-12-2004, 03:13 PM
YosSa you can so wash her car.

You just pay at the gas pump and then drive into the car wash. :mrgreen:

mom of 3
03-12-2004, 03:20 PM
y'all are cracking me up!!!!!!!!!!!

VCD........I want one of those, too........the bike, that is. that's a decent one!
yeah, I guess I sorta did describe Santa, BUT......he's not tall, dark or handsome........he'd keep me warm, though!

YosSa.......uh, hon......you're married! that would cause a slight problem with your wife.......... :shock:
I also agree with VCD..........drive my car through the car wash!!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!! McFLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

VERYCIVILDRAFTER
03-12-2004, 04:01 PM
he's not tall, dark or handsome........

I thought he was tall... maybe not. :| Hey, the north pole get's 24 hours of sun in the summer how could he not have a dark tan, and I bet he's handsome in an elder statsmen type way. :D

mom of 3
03-12-2004, 04:49 PM
I thought he was tall... maybe not. :| Hey, the north pole get's 24 hours of sun in the summer how could he not have a dark tan, and I bet he's handsome in an elder statsmen type way. :D

ok, there must be more than one Santa.......I seem to be taller than the one here..........& I really don't think 5'7" is all that tall........ :?

as for the sun in the summer...yeah, I guess you're right. especially with the sun's rays reflecting off all that snow........he's gotta be somewhat tanned....although, maybe he just gets sunburned..........rosy cheeks & all.........?

not into the elder statesmen..........but I won't go there........ :mrgreen:

csiarch
07-12-2004, 03:01 AM
Drei: Put a sock in those "elder statesmen" remarks. IF the "right one" comes along, you won't care squat about whether he can cook, sew, clean etc., etc.,..... just human nature. :D

Eddie
07-12-2004, 12:16 PM
:lol: WOW......What a list..Drei.....i'd be lucky if i can finish reading it let alone qualify for any of them...... :lol: :lol:
Oh well back to the drawing board...(or should i say mouse & keyboard)

mom of 3
07-12-2004, 01:12 PM
Drei: Put a sock in those "elder statesmen" remarks. IF the "right one" comes along, you won't care squat about whether he can cook, sew, clean etc., etc.,..... just human nature. :D

yeah, tried that once.............he turned out to be ***...........therefore I just keep wishing!!!!!!!!!!!
:mrgreen:
I still think I'm destined to be an old cat lady........... :roll: at least I have a handsome son!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YosSa
07-12-2004, 01:14 PM
ya right there ...

good reason to live for !!!

and AutoCAD offcozz but that was never the question .. haha :P

mom of 3
10-12-2004, 12:09 AM
ok, so now that we all know what I want Santa to bring me, & we know about VCD's cool looking bike.........what about the rest of you??????!!!!!!!
:?:

YosSa
10-12-2004, 07:16 AM
a good vacation on Bonaire ....

thats all

O, and santa, i paid the &^@# tickets already, so dont worry about that

architech
15-12-2004, 06:41 PM
Letters to Santa
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deer santa:
I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer.
Yer Frend, BiLLy

Dear Billy,
Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I
send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving
your older brother the space ranger. At least HE can spell!
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and
joy in the world for everybody!
Love, Sarah

Dear Sarah,
Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they?
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy
and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do.
Love,
Teddy

Dear Teddy,
Look, your dad's banging the babysitter like a screen door in a hurricane.
Do you think he's gonna give that up to come back to your frigid, fat mom, who rides his ass constantly? It's time to give up that dream. Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Maybe you can build yourself a family with those?
Santa
>
Dear Santa,
I want a new bike, a Playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum
kit, a pony and a tuba.
Love, Francis

Dear Francis,
Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? I bet you're ***.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your
reindeer outside the back door.
Love, Susan

Dear Susan,
Milk gives me the ****s and carrots make the deer fart in my face when
riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you busy making toys?
Your friend, Thomas

Dear Thomas,
All the toys are made by little kids like you in China Every year I give
them a slice of bread as a Christmas bonus. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most of my time making low-budget porno films. I unwind by drinking myself silly and squeezing the asses of ****tail waitresses
while losing money at the craps table.
Santa
>

Dear Santa,
Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song?
Love, Jessica

Dear Jessica,
Are you really that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do. I'm skipping
your house.
Santa
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Dear Santa,
I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one?
Timmy

Timmy,
That whiney begging **** may work with your folks, but that crap doesn't
work with me. You're getting an ugly sweater again.
Santa
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Dearest Santa,
We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home?
Love, Marky

Mark,
First, stop calling yourself "Marky", that's why you're getting your ass
kicked at school. Second, you don't live in a house, you live in a
low-rent, ghetto apartment complex. Third, I get inside your pad just like
all the burglars do, through your bedroom window.
Sweet Dreams,
Santa

VERYCIVILDRAFTER
16-12-2004, 03:43 PM
I didn't know my uncle is Santa? :D

He is kind of fat...